Work Out Like a Witch: A Witchy Guide to Gym Goals in 2025

How Lunar Cycles, Sigils, and Energy Work Can Transform Your Gym Experience

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It’s 2025 and a wave of newly motivated people have signed up for a gym membership. Have you ever wondered why commercial gyms are so cheap (sometimes as low as $10/mo)? It’s because so many people sign up and never go. It’s a $10 monthly payment on a possibility instead of a real product or service. I don’t want that for you.

I want you to milk your local commercial gym for all they’re worth.

First, my credentials:

• Am I a personal trainer?: No
• Am I a nutritionist?: No
• Am I a medical professional?: No

I am someone who made a commitment to myself to go to the gym 4–6x a week and I’ve kept that goal for a couple of years now.

Motivation is a limiting factor. Sometimes only a miracle and the pope’s disappointed look can get you to put on a sports bra. The first time I signed up for a gym membership, I paid a monthly fee for a year and a half before I went. I had an athletic past, but I was so committed to my professional routine, that it was hard to introduce a change.